It all started with one innocent tweet from a fiend. Then things just boiled over until this lyric finally made its way into my noodle. Add verses in the comments if you like.
I Eat The Ramen
I just wheeze before I sneeze and you just leave and we are not together
See my nose run like flavor from my gum see my germs flyI’m dying
Push away my Corn Flakes
Waiting for relief to come
Elementary cooking on a winter Wednesday
Throat, you’ve been a naughty boy you let the germs come inI boil the egg, man
Whooooo
They boil the peppers
Whooooo
I eat the ramenGag gag achoo!
Sitting in my little office I’m not having fun
Since my nose just runs I got to stand and blow it the entire dayI boil the egg, man
Whooooo
They boil the peppers
Whooooo
I eat the ramenGag gag achoo!